Elizabeth Bromstein   Aug 30, 2010 63 Comments

Caption This Brick
Welcome to this week's Caption This! contest. Thanks for coming out.

This week's subjects: Billy Corgan and three luchadores. This is at the National Auditorium in Mexico City, where the wrestlers interrupted wrestling fan Billy during an acoustic version of Disarm for some promo fun.

I like this pic because it looks like the guy talking to Billy is all "No! No! No! I said step kick, step kick, shuffle, pivot turn, shimmy! Not step kick, step kick, pivot turn, shimmy, shuffle! If you can't get it right, there are at least TEN bald former grunge rockers just dying to take your place. Now do it again." And the guy on the left is all, "God, I hate working with amateurs."

Now YOU, caption the pic. They can be saying whatever you want. Don't be led by what I think. The winning caption will be posted on this blog on September 6. It's the best thing ever, like winning an Olympic medal, but without the medal or endorsement deals. And without having to actually do any sports, which is nice.

You'll be the envy of all your peers. Provided your peers have really low aspirations. Other than that, you get nothing. Doesn't that sound great?

Billy and the Wrestlers

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: 10:19 PM in Caption This!
63 Comments

you no smash our pumpkins

If you wanna get on my stage you have to lose some clothes!

I wear Russian fur hat! and tuck t-shirt into my underwears, Gringo baldy weirdo rock man!

Yo dude, can't you see we're in the middle of something. Now scram!

HEY! King Kong Bundy?... Is that you?
It's Nikolai... Nikolai Volkoff!

Didn't you get the memo? We're the new sidekicks for Captain Underpants!!!

What do you mean this isn't the Chippendales' set?

I don't care what Mom said, it's just too hot to wear pants!

Listen Pumpkinboy, You got 10 seconds to strip down or Bruno here will do it for you!

A-R-E Y-O-U R-E-A-D-Y
T-O R-U-M-B-L-E?

"Listen up! All you MF's,
out there! The underwear comes in 3 sizes, PEEWEE HERMAN, Incredible HULK, and GOZILLA."

"We want to dedicate this next song to our dear friend, Spandex! Let's hear it for SPANDEX!"
Take it, Billy! Rock n' roll!!!

Billy, the only way you will get to be the lead in the sequel to Nacho Libre is to do exactly as I tell you!

Sing it boys!!! Y M C A!!!

Who said men can't model for Victoria's Secret

Dude....I dare you! Just try to grab my rag from my pants!

"Haven't you seen the new Bombay catalog? It's all about deep reds and Asian themes."

who are you again?

And this one time at Band camp...

Hey Yo. I may be small but I know kung fu.

You promised me Jessica Simpson!!!

You promised me tag team with Jessica Simpson!!!

It wasn't me.... and whoever smelt it, dealt it!!!

"How many times do you have to be told: NO SHIRTS ALLOWED!!"

You have just been Punk'd!

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