Thanks to everyone who came out to play Caption This! last week.

I'm not gonna lie to you guys. The pickings were pretty slim. But we have a winner and her name is Sue Thanks for not making a fart joke, or worse, Sue.

By the way, everyone else, making a fart joke, a finger in a bodily orifice joke or a variation thereupon is a surefire way to not win. There's a reason 12-year-old boys aren't kings of comedy.

Anyhoodle, Sue's caption is below. Now head over here and caption this week's pic.