Elizabeth B.   Sep 7, 2010 153 Comments

Caption This Brick
Welcome to this week's Caption This contest. See last week's winner here.

So, what do we have here? It's Snoop Dogg meeting his Madame Tussaud's wax figure. The pic is actually from 2009, but I stumbled across it while looking for pictures of people with their own wax figures (I also found one of Diddy…What? How do YOU spend your long weekends?) and it amused me because it looks like he's telling himself something, like a secret. Like when Bill and Ted run into the future Bill and Ted coming out of the phone booth in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure and future Bill and Ted are all "We're YOU Dude!" And past Ted's all "If you're us, what number are we thinking of?" And future Bill and Ted go "69 Dude!" So, past Bill and Ted are all "Whoa."

Then future Ted warns past Ted "Don't forget to wind your watch!"

It makes me wonder what I might say to myself if I met my future or past self at some point. And I can never think of anything good.

So, perhaps Snoop is imparting upon hisownself some pearl of wisdom, sharing a cautionary tale or simply looking for proof of identification. Or maybe not. Caption it however you like.

The winner's name and caption will be posted on this blog on Monday September 13. You don't actually win a prize of any sort but the feeling of self satisfaction should be enough. Now get to it. Caption away. And REMEMBER, anything referencing flatulence will be immediately disqualified. I've said it before and I'll say it again, there's a reason 12-year-old boys don't get paid to write comedy.

Snoop meets Snoop

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: 3:18 PM in Caption This!, Wax figures
153 Comments

Don't forget who the REAL Snoop Dog is!

Damn, I must be really....cloned.

Fo Shizzle mah nizzle wizzle dizzle fizzle?

Yo Dog, dont be humpin my leg.

"I don't care who you are, you're not picking my nose!"

Dude! Stop stealing my look...

Would the real snoop dog plz stand up!

ok homie ... ima only say this once more ... if you steal my thunda one mo' time ... ima drop YOU like it's hot ... feel me?

Cover me,
I need to sneak in to the back room - know what I'm sayin'

My mamma does my hair too! I prefer just one braid, as the tiny braids make my brain hurt! Who does your nails?

Pull my finger dog, no you pull my finger homie

Pssst. Snizzle, your zipper's open.

Love me so much, jus has to be two o' me to go 'round!

finally someone who is sexy enough for me, i love you.

Dont look now but that blonde behind you has no underware on

Did your dad tell you that he was working late at the office . . .

Hey - we must have the same barber, shop at the same store, who does your manicure - nice nails?

gotta tell you, even i know that sh*t with katy perry is weak dogg . . . start smokin' again.

listen well, on june 19 2003, stay away fron the chick with the big brown hair and tight top. if you ignore this, check yaself out at da clinic.

Will that be 1 snoop or 2?

no! you butt ugly

Although one is made of wax, Its still hard to say which would wear the I'm with stupid t-shirt.

Dude, got some weed??

Listen Dogg, I have a personna to maintain and you being on display and bein' all stiff and all, well it just ain't cool man!

Don't move... I just saw a Hari Kristna scopin' us out! If he comes any closer I'll cap his ass!

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