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Welcome to this week's caption contest.
Your subjects in today's competition, above, are veteran actress and Golden Girl Betty White - who is currently enjoying what has to be the apex of her popularity after a decades-long career -- and guitar god Slash. They are attending the Los Angeles Zoo Association's 41st annual Beastly Ball at Los Angeles Zoo, last June 18, in Los Angeles, California (I just spotted the picture today). And they are holding a snake. I don't know what kind of snake but I'm going to guess it's a boa constrictor. Nor do I know his or her name. Or whether it likes Guns N Roses.
Got a funny, clever, brilliant or existential caption for the picture? Write it in the comments section below. Fart jokes will not be published. We'll pick a winner and that winner will win the thrill and satisfaction of having his or her name and winning caption posted on this blog on Tuesday, January 31. Other than that, you get nothing. But you don't have anything better to do. I checked. Now, get to it.
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Great work Slash for stealing Alice Cooper's Snake! There, there, now now sweet baby!
Posted by: Edith | 01/23/2012 at 05:40 PM
my anaconda don't want none, unless you've got buns hon!!
Posted by: TJ | 01/23/2012 at 06:24 PM
Don't squeeze too hard, pet - there's still life in those jeans
Posted by: Araminta | 01/23/2012 at 07:33 PM
That ain't the First Snake she's handled.
Posted by: Wayno | 01/23/2012 at 09:05 PM
Have you got anything longer ?
Posted by: john l. roberts | 01/23/2012 at 09:20 PM
I'm sorry. When you said you wanted to show me your snake, I thought,,,,oh well, nevermind.
Posted by: John | 01/23/2012 at 09:21 PM
Oh my, your snake is so big and long. can I touch it?
Posted by: Riz | 01/23/2012 at 09:22 PM
Do you mean if I wear this snakey thing, I'll finally get on Howard Stern's show?
Posted by: R.B.Wallace | 01/23/2012 at 09:30 PM
Wanna touch my snake?
Posted by: A | 01/23/2012 at 09:37 PM
oh, kiss me u fools
Posted by: steve | 01/23/2012 at 09:42 PM
What's your snakes name, Axl Rose?
Posted by: JDhog | 01/23/2012 at 09:51 PM
Here kitty, kitty, kitty.
Posted by: Jamie | 01/23/2012 at 09:52 PM
Now , you listen to me young fellow, I'm the one with the experience,and I also possess the knack of how to implement that experience.
Posted by: Oohay Boo | 01/23/2012 at 10:01 PM
quit puckering up slash i want to kiss the snake.
Posted by: steve | 01/23/2012 at 10:05 PM
old band reunions ...
whitesnake featuring slash
Posted by: waterhog | 01/23/2012 at 10:12 PM
Gimmie a little kiss, wont you
babe!!
Posted by: laurie | 01/23/2012 at 10:15 PM
Reminds me of some of the guys I dated
Posted by: Molly | 01/23/2012 at 10:34 PM
"This reminds me of something that happened back at St. Olaf!"
Posted by: gideon | 01/23/2012 at 10:39 PM
Isn't he darling. Does he bark?
Posted by: Edward | 01/23/2012 at 10:42 PM
Finally caught the swindler who got us kicked out of the garden!
Posted by: Nicole | 01/23/2012 at 10:44 PM
It's NOT the biggest one I have seen
Posted by: Richard | 01/23/2012 at 10:46 PM
Now let's all make kissy faces to the snake and see if he'll dance for us or something!
Posted by: Grace | 01/23/2012 at 10:49 PM
Oh my! What a big snake you have!!
Posted by: Crystal | 01/23/2012 at 10:56 PM
Wait until you get your lips on my other snake.
Posted by: Mark | 01/23/2012 at 10:59 PM
Last time I saw something this long and thick, Think it was when i had blind date last week
Posted by: Doug | 01/23/2012 at 11:02 PM