Welcome to this week's caption contest! Are you ready to caaaaapshuuuun!!!????

Your subjects today - above - are Madonna and a guy in a toga (right? That's a toga, right?). They're on stage during the Super Bowl half time performance last Sunday. And he's still attached to his tightrope. She appears to be whispering something in his ear. Maybe? Or maybe not. I don't know. Don't let me lead you.

Got a funny, clever, brilliant or existential caption for the picture? Write it in the comments section below. Fart jokes will not be published. We'll pick a winner and that winner will win the thrill and satisfaction of having his or her name and winning caption posted on this blog on Wednesday, February 15. Other than that, you get nothing. But it's not like it took a lot of effort.

Now get to it!

See last week's winner here!

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No, MY milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Well folks, we have a winner to last week's caption contest and that...winner..is...

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Tara!!!!! Yay!!! Congratulations Tara. You win nothing but this imaginary pat on the back but with caption writing like that, I bet your life is pretty rich already. Tara's caption is above. Thanks to the rest of you for coming out. Remember, there are no losers. Ha! I lie. There are totally losers. And everyone who isn't TARA is one. But you can redeem yourself with THIS WEEK'S caption contest.

Oh my! I haven't seen a snake this big since I lived in St. Olaf.

It's time to announce the winner of last week's caption contest. Thanks to all of you for coming out. And today's winner is....Kinkaid! Yay!

Congratulations Kinkaid. You don't actually win anything but feel free to imagine a big trophy and a cash prize of imaginary money, then go buy yourself something awesome - and imaginary.

Check out all the entries here.

I'll post this week's caption contest tomorrow....

Does this mean I have to take another paternity test?

Hey kids! It's time to announce this week's caption contest winner. Thanks for coming out. I know you all did your best but there can only be one victor, and that is Antony Edwards. Antony's caption is above. Congraulations dude. Make yourself a trophy out of stuff lying aroung your house, then stand in front of the mirror and give a speech. Don't forget to thank me.

See all the entries here...

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Welcome to this week’s “Caption This!” contest. Thanks for coming out.

Your subjects, above, are Canadian teen sensation Justin Bieber, someone named Allison Hagendorf -- whose Wikipedia page says she’s “a media personality, music journalist and consultant, and branded-content producer -- and Hoang Ho Vinh, founder and CEO of Tosy. They’re displaying Tosy’s mRobo Ultra Bass robot toy at the 2012 International Consumer Electronics Show at the Las Vegas Convention Center on January 11.

Got a funny, clever, brilliant or existential caption for the picture? Write it in the comments section below. Fart jokes will not be published. We'll pick a winner and that winner will win the thrill and satisfaction of having his or her name and winning caption posted on this blog on Monday, January 23. Other than that, you get nothing. But you might as well do it for the glory. It’s not like you’re busy, right?

See last week's winner here...

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It's time to announce your caption contest winner for the week. Thanks for playing. Today's winner is...avt, whose caption is above. Congratulations avt. You don't win anything but the pride of this moment should be enough to carry you through the next hour or so.

Stay tuned for this week's contest! Coming soon...

And see all of last week's entries here....

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It's time for another Caption This! Yay!

Your subjects, above, are Aerosmith rocker and American Idol judge Steven Tyler and 1980s television LEGEND - Dynasty's Krystle Carrington- Linda Evans. This is back in October. They have both released memoirs and are holding each other's.

Got a funny, clever, brilliant or existential caption for it? Write it in the comments section below. Fart jokes will not be published. We'll pick a winner and that winner will win the thrill and satisfaction of having their name and winning caption posted on this blog on Monday, January 16. Other than that, you get nothing. But what do you need another thing cluttering up your house for?

Do it for the GLORY! Now get to it!

"The aliens have landed and they appear to be VERY friendly."

It's time to reveal our caption contest winner for the week of January 2-8. Thanks for playing kids! Last week we posted the above picture of Lady Gaga and Mayor Bloomberg sharing a smooch and asked you to caption it. You can see all the entries here. 

And this week's winner is....drumroll....Mary C! Congratulations Mary. You don't actually win anything but you can still stand in front of your bathroom mirror and thank everyone who made this possible, who is essentially ME. You're welcome.

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Guess what, kids! It's time for Caption This! Yay!

Your subjects, above, are New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg and Lady Gaga, who are sharing a wee kiss at New Year's Eve 2012 in Times Square.

Got a funny, clever, brilliant or existential caption for it? Write it in the comments section below. Fart jokes will not be published. We'll pick a winner and that winner will win NOTHING except the thrill and satisfaction of having their name and winning caption posted on this blog on Monday, January 10.

Isn't that a great prize? Now get to it!

Taylor Swift and Shania Twain acted up as Thelma & Louise for a pre-taped segment for the Country Music Television Awards. And here's a picture of it.

Shania will make an appearance at the awards show, which airs tomorrow night (Wednesday, June 8), live on CMT.

Taylor is up for three awards, including Video Of The Year, Female Video Of The Year and Web Video Of The Year, all for her hit song Mine.

Meanwhile, the real Thelma & Louise, Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis, are in Toronto right now celebrating the Ridley Scott-directed film’s 20th anniversary.

Let’s us celebrate too by captioning this pic. Yay! It’s a caption contest! Post your brilliant, witty, clever entry in the comments section and we'll post the winner on Friday, June 10.  But life is not about winning prizes. It's about posting captions! Now get to it.

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