It's time to announce last week's Caption Contest winner and...the winner is...(a hush falls over the room) Den!

Congratulations Den. It was a hard won fight. So hard I have a runner up. And that is A Davey. Congratulations to you too A Davey. The rest of you, well, I guess you better start practicing your captioning for this weeks' contest. Best of luck. You'll need it.

Den and A Davey's captions are below. Thanks for coming out.

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The work of the succubus was almost complete. Soon, only a parchment husk would remain.

And..

She wore what???

Welcome to this week's caption contest! I know. You've been waiting all week, right? I said, RIGHT!?

Your subject today - above -  is rapper Snoop Dogg. He is (apparently) at HD DIRECTV's Sixth Annual Celebrity Beach Bowl Game at Victory Field on February 4, 2012 in Indianapolis, Indiana. And some women are dumping a liquid on his head, which I happen to know is Gatorade, but it looks like he has no idea what is about to happen and is one split second away from a big surprise.

Got a funny, clever, brilliant or existential caption for the picture? Write it in the comments section below. Fart jokes will not be published. We'll pick a winner and that winner will win the thrill and satisfaction of having his or her name and winning caption posted on this blog on Wednesday, February 29 (because it's a leap year). Other than that, you get nothing. But that should be enough. Don't be a materialist.

Now get to it. Good luck.

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Welcome to this week's caption contest! Isn't this exciting?

Your subjects today - above - are Lady Gaga and some guy named Paul McCartney who I think was in some band a while ago or something. I'm not sure. They're at Sunday's Grammy Awards and she appears to be kissing him and he appears to he reacting with surprise.

Got a funny, clever, brilliant or existential caption for the picture? Write it in the comments section below. Fart jokes will not be published. We'll pick a winner and that winner will win the thrill and satisfaction of having his or her name and winning caption posted on this blog on Wednesday, February 22. Other than that, you get nothing. But it's not like it's going to take much work.

Now get to it. Good luck.

See last week's winner here!

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It's time to announce last week's caption contest winner!

Congratulations JF. JF's caption is above.  This mention is all JF wins, but I'm sure he or she has a very full life and doesn't actually need anything from me.

Thanks to everyone who played. Tune in later today for this week's picture.

See all the captions here.

Welcome to this week's caption contest! Are you ready to caaaaapshuuuun!!!????

Your subjects today - above - are Madonna and a guy in a toga (right? That's a toga, right?). They're on stage during the Super Bowl half time performance last Sunday. And he's still attached to his tightrope. She appears to be whispering something in his ear. Maybe? Or maybe not. I don't know. Don't let me lead you.

Got a funny, clever, brilliant or existential caption for the picture? Write it in the comments section below. Fart jokes will not be published. We'll pick a winner and that winner will win the thrill and satisfaction of having his or her name and winning caption posted on this blog on Wednesday, February 15. Other than that, you get nothing. But it's not like it took a lot of effort.

Now get to it!

See last week's winner here!

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No, MY milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Well folks, we have a winner to last week's caption contest and that...winner..is...

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Tara!!!!! Yay!!! Congratulations Tara. You win nothing but this imaginary pat on the back but with caption writing like that, I bet your life is pretty rich already. Tara's caption is above. Thanks to the rest of you for coming out. Remember, there are no losers. Ha! I lie. There are totally losers. And everyone who isn't TARA is one. But you can redeem yourself with THIS WEEK'S caption contest.

Oh my! I haven't seen a snake this big since I lived in St. Olaf.

It's time to announce the winner of last week's caption contest. Thanks to all of you for coming out. And today's winner is....Kinkaid! Yay!

Congratulations Kinkaid. You don't actually win anything but feel free to imagine a big trophy and a cash prize of imaginary money, then go buy yourself something awesome - and imaginary.

Check out all the entries here.

I'll post this week's caption contest tomorrow....

Does this mean I have to take another paternity test?

Hey kids! It's time to announce this week's caption contest winner. Thanks for coming out. I know you all did your best but there can only be one victor, and that is Antony Edwards. Antony's caption is above. Congraulations dude. Make yourself a trophy out of stuff lying aroung your house, then stand in front of the mirror and give a speech. Don't forget to thank me.

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Your caption goes here!!!

Welcome to this week’s “Caption This!” contest. Thanks for coming out.

Your subjects, above, are Canadian teen sensation Justin Bieber, someone named Allison Hagendorf -- whose Wikipedia page says she’s “a media personality, music journalist and consultant, and branded-content producer -- and Hoang Ho Vinh, founder and CEO of Tosy. They’re displaying Tosy’s mRobo Ultra Bass robot toy at the 2012 International Consumer Electronics Show at the Las Vegas Convention Center on January 11.

Got a funny, clever, brilliant or existential caption for the picture? Write it in the comments section below. Fart jokes will not be published. We'll pick a winner and that winner will win the thrill and satisfaction of having his or her name and winning caption posted on this blog on Monday, January 23. Other than that, you get nothing. But you might as well do it for the glory. It’s not like you’re busy, right?

See last week's winner here...

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It's time to announce your caption contest winner for the week. Thanks for playing. Today's winner is...avt, whose caption is above. Congratulations avt. You don't win anything but the pride of this moment should be enough to carry you through the next hour or so.

Stay tuned for this week's contest! Coming soon...

And see all of last week's entries here....