Perhaps this has something to do with the end of Movember and the need to fill the facial-hair void between now and the NHL playoffs. Or perhaps Ke$ha is trying to drum up some publicity, however odd, to distract from the quality of her music. Or, most likely, this guy is just out of touch with what the kids are into these days.
All hail the Smoking Gun website which, in addition to ruthlessly mocking knuckleheads who run afoul of the law in the most absurd ways, also reveal the diva-like demands of touring artists who insist that highly specific foods, drinks and other paraphernalia be provided in their dressing rooms.
Now with summer touring season peaking, the cheeky site is highlighting some truly bizarre requests from artists playing fairs and amphitheatres near you.
And unlike the hilariously genius rider put forth earlier this summer by the Foo Fighters – which pretty much confirmed that artists will sometimes list things in the rider just to see if they can actually get it – these demands appear to be delivered straight-faced.
Mom didn’t know it was coming. You can tell by the look on her face. The raised eyebrow, the look of half embarrassment, half anger, full surprise. What did you convince me to take you to, young lady? That’s what the looks says. The daughter’s eyes stay focused on the stage, lest they meet Mom’s glare. But the girl, probably about 14 years old, is not dancing or singing along—even though she surely knows the song and is a fan of the artist performing. The daughter looks almost as uncomfortable as her mother.
I have so many questions about this picture which was taken at the ASCAP (American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers) Awards this week.
Among them:
1. What did Adam Lambert do to his face?
2. Is that real hair or did he glue it on?
3. And is the hair on his head made of plastic?
4. What the hell is Ke$ha laughing at?
5. Is it Adam Lambert's facial hair?
6. How much boob tape does she have holding that dress up?
7. Will she still be laughing after he demands the rent then ties her to the railroad tracks?
8. But most importantly, will you caption this picture for me? Pretty please? I know you can write something witty and brilliant. Then I will choose a winner and post that winner's name on the blog for all to see on Monday, May 2. And you'll be a winner, just like Charlie Sheen. Because isn't that what we all want? There is no actual physical prize. But you can bask in the satisfaction of a job well done.
Post your caption in the comments section. Get to it! Or I'll tie you to the railroad tracks.
Britney, Ke$ha and Nicki Minaj have collaborated on a newly leaked/released (I honestly can't tell the difference anymore and don't believe anything anyone says) remix of Brit's latest Till The World Ends.
Nicki is Britney's partner on her upcoming tour, while Ke$ha is...apparently still around.
The unholy trinity of today’s female pop starlets—Katy Perry, Ke$ha, and Lady Gaga—get spoofed with aggression in this pull-no-cat-scratches parody performed by Yvonne Strahovski for College Humor. Who’s that, you ask? She’s an Australian actress who stars in Chuck.
“Three Pop Stars, One Song” features whipped cream and sparks blasting out of boobies, messy toilet barfing, and a reference to nonsexual penis-eating. Y’know. The usual. The costuming and production value are great, but it comes off more mean than clever, in my opinion. Oh, yeah, and watch till the end to see lil’ Justin Bieber get a jab as well.
Does it kind of feel like Ke$ha is over? I know she was huge star about six months ago but now she feels like yesterday's news. What can I say? I live in an accelerated culture.
But she made the news this week. Why? because she drank fake blood out of a heart replica on stage in Sydney Australia this week. It's no (accidentally) biting the head off a bat but we're the media, we'll report on anything. So, I guess she's today's news. And that's the interesting thing about this.
Here's Avril Lavigne covering Ke$ha's Tik Tok on BBC's Live Lounge. She stopped b to talk about her album Goodbye Lullabye, which is out this week after all those fights with her label.
Avril has been going on about her label for a while, posting a letter on her website a few months ago blaming RCA for the long delay in releasing the record. And this week she reportedly told the News of the World, "It's hurtful actually. I put so much into this record, but the record company were kind of cold. But what it came down to was they really wanted me to go in a different direction and that was not OK with me.
"I've been doing this for ten years now and I write my own music. All of these new people were telling me what to do and I was like: 'NO, NO, NO!' This is my fourth record and I'm 26 so it's time for me to do something a little different. I love this record and I'm really proud of it."
Britney Spears new single Till the World Ends has leaked online, so she decided to release it.
According to a press release, "Acknowledging today’s leak of her newest song, Britney just announced via Twitter that she will formally premiere Till The World Ends on Ryan Seacrest’s show tomorrow morning, Friday, March 4th in the 7AM PST/10AM EST hour.
